'Loki's forever friend was arrested last night in London for murder eyeballs with the deadly weapon that is his face. Naw, Mickey Rourke was just playing around with the bobbies (Look at me, I'm English!) while he was taking a smoke break outside of a club. When Mickey saw the cops, he told them to put him in handcuffs. Yeah, I knew Mickey was a nastyfilthyraunchysucioassbitch who liked it kinky. Swoooooon. After the cop realized it was not Freddy Krueger standing before him, he had a laugh. But you know his ass thought about arresting him.'
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